Tapsearch Com EditorNote to Doug Giles
January 15th 2007 21:31
Before you set out to challenge the notion that Southerners are dumb, learn the word "majority":
"Dasypygals on the left who incessantly bash the South and hate everything sweet home Alabama stands for ought to eat a little sautéed crow tonight and send the South a thank you card in the morning, as the South makes up the overwhelming majority of the armed forces who [sic] protect our country and are willing to take a bullet for these ungrateful and derisive jackasses. The South accounts for 35% of the population, but 41% of the military recruits."
And after realizing that 41 percent is less than 50 percent, try figuring out that 33 percent is lower than 35 percent:
"Also, note to single guys: from Georgia peaches to Mississippi belles, there’s no doubt about it: southern women are prettier. Since the first Miss America pageant in 1921, one-third of the winners have been Southern."
Then try picking up some grammar:
"The fact that we haven’t flushed God and Christ down the toilet, as the anti-Christ secularists want us to do, has made the liberal, tassel-shoed Nancy’s [sic] have a hissy. When other sectors of our society are shamefully caving to the godless cabal’s secular agenda and keeping quite [sic] about their convictions, the South sits back, yawns, scratches its belly, and then shoots these glib sisters a defiant rebel finger... And here’s [sic] a few more things...You will not here [sic] this stuff within the haggard halls of revisionist universities."
I totally deserve a syndicated column more than this guy does.
"Dasypygals on the left who incessantly bash the South and hate everything sweet home Alabama stands for ought to eat a little sautéed crow tonight and send the South a thank you card in the morning, as the South makes up the overwhelming majority of the armed forces who [sic] protect our country and are willing to take a bullet for these ungrateful and derisive jackasses. The South accounts for 35% of the population, but 41% of the military recruits."
And after realizing that 41 percent is less than 50 percent, try figuring out that 33 percent is lower than 35 percent:
"Also, note to single guys: from Georgia peaches to Mississippi belles, there’s no doubt about it: southern women are prettier. Since the first Miss America pageant in 1921, one-third of the winners have been Southern."
Then try picking up some grammar:
"The fact that we haven’t flushed God and Christ down the toilet, as the anti-Christ secularists want us to do, has made the liberal, tassel-shoed Nancy’s [sic] have a hissy. When other sectors of our society are shamefully caving to the godless cabal’s secular agenda and keeping quite [sic] about their convictions, the South sits back, yawns, scratches its belly, and then shoots these glib sisters a defiant rebel finger... And here’s [sic] a few more things...You will not here [sic] this stuff within the haggard halls of revisionist universities."
I totally deserve a syndicated column more than this guy does.
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